You know what’s wrong with the world today? Not enough flasks. People just don’t use them anymore! Maybe that’s because our vices have been so conveniently available to us, and placed on nearly every street corner in the form of a Starbucks, a Taco Bell, or a Red Robin with their 24oz. High Fructose Corn Syrup + Tequila margaritas… People don’t even have to try to indulge in their weaknesses anymore. Where’s the fun in that?
I say bring back the flask. Brush off these lazy-way establishments and imbibe on your own terms!